INi DahLan dan SulEimaN

ok kwn2..inilah dahlan dan suleiman ye..

Kucingku Ilang!dan Kasihku Mekar..

Satu ari time tgh pc fair..tetibe, joe cakap kat aku..kucen dh ilang..
aku rase panas je..
aku cakap kat dea..kau cari balik sampai dapat..
sbenarnye bukanlah joe yg ilangkan..tapi awek dea tu hah..
pergh...takde menyirap pulak aku kan..
pastuh..
balik dari pc fair..

selalunye kepulangan aku dari tempat keje..
meti disambut oleh kucen aku yg comel tuh..
mengiau ngiau nak makan..
pada hari kejadian..

satu bunyik pon aku tak dgr..
mase tuh aku dah rase semacam dah..
terase cam begetar dalam dada aku..
hati aku dah luruh..

masuk umah aku nampak awek joe.
aku balik..
sikitpon tapandang aku..
takde rase nak cakap sorry or anything..
lagik aku panas..
aku masuk bilik, aku terus hempas pint..
dea nak ngadu kat joe ngadu laa..
aku dah panas..
sedar2 aku dah nangis cam susah nak berenti..
ini kali kedua aku keilangan kucen..
wlaupon kucen tuh takde 'jename' (cam parsi,siam or watever)
aku ttp sayang kucen ..

zaidi pujuk aku tayah ckpla..
pon taleh hentikan aku nye nangis..
berjiwe sensitip jugak aku neh kan...
later aku dah ok aku pi makan..
pastuh zaidi kate nak turun skejap ..
tapi lame pulak dea pegi..
aku dah macam nak panas lagik kan..
aku kan tgh berkabung..
leh pulak kuar..

suddenly.
dea balik dan membawak dua ekor kucen jantan warna oren..
rupenye dea pi cari kucen untuk buat aku hepi..
sekali dua pulak tuh..
aku cam nak nages lagik kan..
dah la pi cari kucen tgh2 malam bute..
pastuh daki tangge sampai tengkat 10..
wah..untungnye aku dapat org yg sayang aku camni kan..

dan kucen aku yg due ekor neh..
aku bagi name
dahlan ngan suleiman..
hehee

"My Cover Letter"

TENGKU NUR ANISA
D-10-22, APT SRI PENARA
JALAN SRI PERMAISURI 1
BANDAR SRI PERMAISURI
56000 KUALA LUMPUR

(ader straight line kat sini)

HUMAN RESOURCES DEPARTMENT,
(kat sini, alamat sarikat)---------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------->(tarikh surat ditulis)

To Whom It May Concern:

Dear Sir / Madam,

APPLICATION FOR THE POST OF TECHNICAL ASSISTANT/ TECHNICIAN / BLA BLA BLA---------->(tajuk kene garis)
Your advertisement in ___________________________________dated ______ has captured me with great interest of joining your company
in order to build my career as well as enhancing my skills to the higher level.

I am 23 years old and a fresh graduate in Diploma of Civil Engineering from Universiti Teknologi Malaysia. i am currently working as
an assistant manager in a Japanese restaurant. What? You right. A RESTAURANT. So? Nobody really wants to give a job even though they put up the fresh-graduates-are=encouraged-to-apply banner in the ads. And this is all i can do! F*** Up! I'm so sick and tired of having to read all those nonsense things about how they need experiences people ..how the heck you think we going to gain experiences if no one ever wants to hire us. And my CGPA is not bad at all! i can even further my studies.

As a highly motivated person, i have the passion for challenges and care for the community. Do you think by only see the resume you can judge people easily?? Not to hire nor to hire? BULLS**T! Just give us a chance, we know how to do the work if you let us IN.

I am looking forward to have an interview with your company. Your NON-EXIST co operation is highly appreciate.


Thank You.

Sincerely,

_____
TENGKU NUR ANISA



p/s :- aku takdela kene rejek, cume aku bengang la sebab, takde saper panggil interview pon. At least panggil interview and then rejek pon aku takesah. aku tau la aper silap aku gak kan? ni tau tau, ko dah kene rejek.
BENGANG?
HELL YEAH!!

" L. E. T .I .H "

penatla..carik keje..susah gile..
aku dah busan neh nak keje kat kedai ramen tuh..
kenkadang buhsan..
kenkadang sakit hati..
tapi ape nak buat
ini je yg boleh aku buat utk survive..
kadng2 kesian gak tgk staf aku
kene marah ngan aku..
tapi nak wat cemane perangai buruk..
tegor 10 kali pon cam takde telinge..
LETIH tau tak??

pastuh ngan kakak aku mnak kawen..
kene pk cemane nak escape dari keje..
aku betul2 nak cuti..
my sister,
she is the most important person..
so..
LETIH gak aku nak menjawab ngan parents bile aku leh cuti..

LETIH berchenta?
takdela..
tapi penat melayan member aku si NANI berchenta.
bizarre gile kes dea..
sampai aku yg pening kapla..

anyway, the best part of today..
ialah aku jumpe crush aku time kat UTM dulu.
dalam ym ler..
name dea AHMAD KHUMAYNI.
haha..
that was the best part of my hectic day!

even burak lam ym pon dah kire ok.
at least dea tau aku hidop g..
haha..
kan bagus kalau dea tau aku syiok kat dea dulu?
hahaha..